..An exercise in optimism.
10. I won't have to drive 30 minutes to see sand.
9. Getting paid to get a tan.
8. My mere presence in the region will cause Iran to behave.
7. No stinky diapers for one year. 'Nuff said.
6. The bliss of being employed in the only country in the world with a worse economy than the US.
5. Ya know, it's been raining way too much in Florida lately....
4. My high school guidance counselor was big on "life experiences".
3. Generator power. Living in pre-fab housing. Destruction all around. Great post-hurricane survival training!
2. I can get started on that Iraq-Tampa pipeline and make mad money on the 8 cent/gallon gas!
1. NO MORE MICHAEL JACKSON NEWS!!
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